Got it from my Ex-class blog
Truths?
1) Gorillas are smelly
2) You shoudn't name your kid "Hitler"
3) GhostX is fun
4) You should play it.
5) The word blahblahblah consists of the words "Blah", "blah" and "blah".
6) If you press Shft + 6, you get the symbol ^
7) Type the words "download.exe" into notepad or command prompt and save, and then open it.
8) You shouldn't be reading this if you tried 7), because then your computer would have crashed.
9) Your computer is already crashed, whether you tried 7) or not. Don't deny it.
10) Adolf Hitler worked at Ikea before he became a dictator.
11) He needed the cash.
12) Don't laugh, it's not funny.
13) Sorry, that wasn't a truth.
14) The list name has been changed to A list of non-truths.
15) You can also call it A list of lies if you want.
16) But then lies would be too harsh, like you wouldn't like it if I called you liar in your face.
17) Folie a Deux is a good album.
18) You should get it.
19) This blog is environmentally friendlier than any writing on recycled paper or whuteva, because it does not require any paper and does ot contribute to the stress on Earth's resources, and would therefore cancel out the problems of overpopulation if everyone wrote stuff on their blog instead of writing stuff on paper.
20) The person behind you is a communist.
21) If there is no-one behind you, you are the communist.
22) ok, I'm gonna end this list soon.
23) "Soon" is a synonym for "Quickly"
24) It's not. I lied. Again.
25) Sucker.
26) Ok then, bye.
27) Bye.
28) You didn't say bye.
29) How very rude of you.
30) So you think just because this is an online message, you don't have to say "goodbye", eh?
31) EH?!
32) I give up.
33) See? This is why we can't be friends.
34) Ok, I hate you.
35) Bye. I mean it this time.
36)By Zi Liang
Ho Zi Liang
